Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.



tyleroakley:

Give your body a minute to catch up with how cute your personality is.

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Story of my life…

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WHEN I STALK SOMEONE ONLINE AND FIND OUT SOMETHING JUICY


DRUNK TEXTING AN EX



Giving personal advice to someone at work


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When my internet takes more than a second to load